As I ponder this current event, I wonder to myself, "if today was really my last day on earth, what would I do?"
1. Eat: I would literally eat my way around the world. Huge cheesy chimichangas and strong margaritas for Mexico, and massive amount of mozzarella cheese, olive oil and garlic for Italy. Brats, sauerkrout, pretzels and mustard for my German side. Chocolate, chocloate, chocolate!!!!!! I would eat sushi until I had rice coming out my nose. And then to top it all off I would make the best sandwich this place has ever seen... Huge subroll, turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, honey mustard, pepper jack cheese all toasted together. Omg, I might need to make that happen today, you know, just incase...
2. Go bungee jumping or skydiving..or both!
I mean, if I croaked... at least I wouldn't have to sit (run like a maniac) through the fire and brimstone display, I could just watch from above!
3. Go swimming
This seems so simple, but I absolutely looooove swimming. I should have been a fish! Something about the feeling of being weightless in the water and the way it feels on your skin when it is 1,000 degrees outside. Memorial day isn't until after the world ends, so I guess the Chesapeake Bay will do. I mean, I wouldn't have to worry about getting a flesh eating disease or anything since I would be gone tomorrow!!!
4. Go on a balloon ride
I mean, come on. Those things are awesome. Who wouldn't want to do this?
There is no regret right? Hmmm what would I get.... butterfly? Standard flower? barbed wire? Tribal tattoo? Or maybe I could score some early points with the big guy and just get a huge cross? Winner...
I couldn't die knowing that I never saw the top 5 movies of all time!!!!!!!!!!! What would I say to Jusy Garland, Frank Sinatra, Paul Newman, Humphrey Bogart, Audrey Hepburn.... I would be shunned!!!
So, how will I actually be spending my last day on earth? (Assuming ya know I qualify for the rapture.. which is questionable.) I am doing what almost everyone else on earth is doing, working. I will be working a fundraiser tonight and celebrating Jake's birthday on the side.
Tomorrow? Depending on what time this all goes down I could be curling my hair, drinking sangria, taking massive amounts of photos, stuffing my face with crabcakes (phenominal fingerfood), or dancing to "Dance Until the World Ends". Yes, I will be celebrating life and love at a wedding between two of my favorite people int he world... I say that's a pretty great way to go!
What would you do on your last day?