Why do Sundays always feel like the day where everyone needs to spend time getting their life back together? Maybe because you spent the past few days trembling about the GRE exam you were taking on Saturday? Maybe because after the GRE on Saturday you had too much fun? Maybe because you had a girls night at your apartment later that night and your head is now pounding? If you have this problem... here is a Sunday list to follow... (can be applied to pretty much any Sunday following an intense night of celebrating..)
- Bed: Go to bed at 2 am
- Alarm Clock: Wake up to running children above your head at 7 am
- Moment with Thoughts: Contemplate kidnapping.... decide against almost certain jail time
- Eat: Instead eat pancakes with OJ... the nectar that brings us back to life
- Church: Contemplate pulling yourself together to go to church... but choose to go back into bed instead (fail)
- Gym: Decide that you can no longer fight the sunlight burning your retinas and head to the gym to be productive (always good to sweat it out)
- Football: Ignore your body telling you it wants to quit for the day and rally to watch your team play (and win! Go Skins!)
- Eat: Find someone whose life is more put together than yours to make you dinner (thanks jake :) )
- Laundry: Another productive move that requires very little effort
- Bed: Try to ignore the great Sunday night movie selection (Elf.. Forgetting Sarah Marshall...) and hit the sack early... you have work in the morning after all!!!