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We are all watching. The slow but steady destruction of Charlie Sheen has begun. It is actually very sad, because I really appreciated him as an actor in Platoon. I never watched Two and a Half Men, but I have heard it had a pretty big following. And those poor kids! They are forced to live with their nutzo, addict Dad and his two "goddesses", or go with their publicity w**** of a Mom who is also an addict! I mean is there no one who could step up and take care of these adorable little boys?
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What about their rock-star of an uncle?!?! He beat the crazy Russian junior hockey team! He can raise two twin boys to be winners!! USA! USA! Come on Emilio!!! Step in!
No matter what happens with the kids, I think we have just hit the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Charlie Sheen. The man started a Twitter account and had over 1 million followers in a record 25 hours. That is insane. So now that he has our attention, what will he say next? Well one thing is for sure, they will be just as good as some of these gems below:
No matter what happens with the kids, I think we have just hit the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Charlie Sheen. The man started a Twitter account and had over 1 million followers in a record 25 hours. That is insane. So now that he has our attention, what will he say next? Well one thing is for sure, they will be just as good as some of these gems below:
"Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body" - I have visions of this moment in Raiders of the Lost Ark..
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"Adonis DNA" - Yea, I had to google who the eff Adonis was.. don't lie, you did too.
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"Sorry middle America"- So I guess Nebraska, Kansas and Oklahoma, Charlie Sheen is sorry.. Maybe Colorado and Missouri but you are pushing it South Dakota
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"I don't sleep. I wait"- OMG! Charlie Sheen is the new Edward Cullen!!!!
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"I'm on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen"- I hear it's the same thing Sarah Palin takes
"Gnarly you are not"- I didn't know Yoda was your speech coach
"I closed my eyes, and in a nanosecond I cured myself"-My bad, not Edward Cullen, just Wolverine...
"Its been a tsunami, and I've been riding it on a mercury surfboard" - Wrong again he is the Silver Surfer from Fantastic Four (or Silver Skeeter from Doug...anyone?)
"You can't process me with a normal brain" - But I can't upgrade until April!!!! grrr... Where is the Charlie Sheen lobe?
"Just sit back and enjoy the show"- oh.... we will Charlie, we will...
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